I deliver difficult messages on your behalf, so you don’t have to deal with the stress, emotion, or confrontation.By clicking “Start Your Message,” you confirm that you have read and agree to the
[Terms of Service], [Privacy Policy], [Refund Policy], and [Legal Disclaimer].
Submit Your Message — Tell me what needs to be said and how you want it delivered.I Review It — Tone is adjusted to be clear, calm, and respectful.I Deliver It — Text, voice, or live call, discreetly and professionally.
Written Message — $5 (Text or email)Voice — $10 (Phone call)All messages are reviewed before delivery.
✔ I Help WithBreakups, family boundaries, job rejections, closure✖ I Do Not DeliverThreats, harassment, false claims, illegal contentAll submissions are reviewed before acceptance
Discreet. Professional. Judgment-free.By clicking “Start Your Message,” you confirm that you have read and agree to the
[Terms of Service], [Privacy Policy], [Refund Policy], and [Legal Disclaimer].
Terms of serviceEffective Date: January 20261. OverviewMike Breaks Bad News (“Service,” “we,” “us,” or “our”) is a professional message delivery service operated by Aguilar Assist. We deliver messages on behalf of clients via written message, voice recording, or live phone call.By using this website or purchasing services, you agree to these Terms of Service.2. Service DescriptionWe deliver messages exactly as submitted or edited for tone and clarity.
We do not create facts, make decisions, or take responsibility for outcomes resulting from message delivery.3. Prohibited ContentYou may not submit messages that include:Threats, harassment, or intimidationHate speech or discriminationFalse statements or impersonationIllegal activity or instructionsExtortion, coercion, or blackmailWe reserve the right to reject or cancel any submission at our sole discretion.4. No Guarantee of OutcomeWe do not guarantee:Recipient reactionRecipient acceptanceEmotional outcomesResolution or closure5. Limitation of LiabilityMike Breaks Bad News and Aguilar Assist are not liable for:Emotional distressDamages, disputes, or consequencesActions taken by the recipientMisuse of the service by the client6. Right to Refuse ServiceWe reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason, including safety, legal, or ethical concerns.7. Governing LawThese terms are governed by the laws of the United States, without regard to conflict of law principles.8. ContactSupport inquiries:
[email protected]
Effective Date: January 20261. Information We CollectWe may collect:NameEmail addressMessage contentPayment confirmation (handled securely by Stripe)2. How We Use InformationYour information is used solely to:Deliver requested servicesCommunicate about your orderMaintain internal records3. Data SharingWe do not sell, rent, or trade your personal data.
Payment processing is handled securely by Stripe. We do not store credit card numbers.4. Message ConfidentialityAll message submissions are treated as confidential.
However, we may disclose information if required by law or legal process.5. Data RetentionWe retain message data only as long as necessary to fulfill services and maintain records.6. Your RightsYou may request deletion of your personal data by contacting support.7. Contact[email protected]
No Refunds PolicyAll sales are final.Due to the personalized and digital nature of the services provided by Mike Breaks Bad News, no refunds will be issued once payment is completed.This includes:Written messagesVoice recordingsLive calls (scheduled or completed)ExceptionsRefunds will only be issued if:Payment was made in error andThe service has not yet been reviewed or deliveredRefund decisions are made at our sole discretion.
Effective Date: January 2026DisclaimerMike Breaks Bad News is a message delivery service only.We are not:A law firmA therapy or counseling serviceA mediation or conflict-resolution serviceNo Responsibility for OutcomesWe are not responsible for:Recipient reactionsEmotional distressPersonal or professional consequencesLegal disputes arising from delivered messagesClient ResponsibilityBy using this service, you confirm that:You have the legal right to send the messageThe content is truthful and lawfulYou accept full responsibility for the message and its consequencesOperator InformationMike Breaks Bad News is operated by Aguilar Assist.[email protected]